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Ok, this week’s MALM entry will contain NSFW material. It may also offend some sensibilities; if you are easily affronted by certain words please select another entry. There you go: I warned you.  My first list was suggested by Courtney and the second list I had to add because there are a lot more words that I don’t mind that other people hate.

Random Words That Make You Uncomfortable

  • Moist
  • Pussy
  • Mommy (in relation to a girlfriend/boyfriend that have no children. I hate hearing people call each other mommy and poppy. Creeps me out)
  • Twat
  • Mayonnaise (even the words makes my stomach do flips and grosses me out)
  • Puce
  • Slather
  • Tweet (in reference to social media interaction for the severely ADD)
  • Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lover (Justin Bieber, need I say more?)

Random Words That Make Other People Uncomfortable That You Like

  • Cunt
  • Cock
  • Fuck and pretty much all other curse words
  • Bisexual
  • Pansexual
  • Polyamory

What can I say? I’m a southern woman with a dirty mouth. I think it is actually classy if done properly (think Dorothy Morrison. I want to be like her one day) and if you don’t know what I mean, then you’ve never hung out with a classy older southern woman. It doesn’t have to be white trash or redneck anger; it can be humor, expression, sarcasm… So I’m unusually comfortable with profanity and sexually explicit terms. Except pussy. I hate that word. End of discussion.

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